Wish you a Merry, Merry Christmas!! :)

Here's the happy time of the year, with Christmas and New Year ready to embrace us!! Along with warm greetings and big hugs from all our near and dear ones, it's time to have a few good laughs as well!! ;)

Why are male Christmas presents always a surprise? 

Female wrapping: Measure exact amount of paper. Cut sellotape pieces to required size and leave near at hand. Wrap one side of present in tight paper, stick with sellotape. Roll present onto other side and make sure sides are flat, stick. Fold down ends of paper into perfect triangular shapes, stick each point down. Put label on perfectly. (actual shape of present clearly visible) 

Male wrapping: Roll out paper. Place present in centre of metre square paper. Pick up two side of paper. Look for sellotape roll. Place two side of paper together down one side of present, nearly tight. Place one foot on present while using both hand and teeth to get beginning of sellotape. Unfurl 10 inch piece of tape, bite off, Stick side of paper to itself and present. Take two ends of present, now in paper tube. Placing one open end on the ground, sit on other end until there is no more give. Unfurl foot long piece of sellotape, bite in half. Stick crumpled mass of paper to itself. Turn over, stick other crumpled mass of paper to itself. Stand back and watch for five seconds to make sure paper doesn't open again. Get marker and write name on paper. (totally unidentifiable shape) 

Well, the presents I wrap are always a surprise, so you can imagine me doing all that is said in the above paragraph!! lol ;)

Now we know how Rudolf's nose got RED ;)
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An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son who lives in New York. He says, "Son, I've to tell you that your mum and I are getting a divorce"

"Dad, what are you talking about, divorce after 45 years of marriage?" the son yells.

"Call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.

The old man hangs up his phone, turns to his wife, naughtily winks at her and says, "Okay darling, it's all set. They're both coming home for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

Oh that sure hurts lol ;)

But, all he did was sneeze! ;)

Irish Interview

Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.

When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.

The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the job to the Norwegian."

Murphy: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."

Manager: "We've made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question you guys got wrong."

Murphy: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?"

Manager: "Simple, on question number 7 the Norwegian wrote his answer as, 'I don't know'.

And your put down, 'Neither do I'.

Poor Santa!! 

So, only women would be able to do it? lol
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Cute!

That's my sister!! lol 

I'm in stage 1 lol ;)

Santa in trouble!! :)

lol

ha ha...

Cute

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Yes, looks like the cat was involved too! ;)

Reindeer are definitely better choice!!  ;)

Santa had his stomach full!  HO HO HO ;)

Merry Christmas

Tomorrow I am joining an English family here in Oxford for the traditional English Christmas dinner at their home, they are close friends and I was with them last Christmas too. So, I've just finished wrapping the presents for them - got them lovely china-ware dining set and I'm sure they gonna love it and it'll be a great addition to their kitchen collection :)

I am excitedly looking forward to do the Christmas prayer with them and then will have a great time with all of the family, will sing some songs too and most importantly I'm curious to know what presents I'm gonna get this year ;)

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.

Wishing a very Merry Christmas all of you, here's a big bear hug from me (((((hugs))))) :)

And finally, here is my message to Santa Claus,